Wife Sends Nervous Husband Vasectomy “Care Package” Including a “Firing Range Water Gun.”

HUSBAND, who was nervous about a vasectomy, got a “care package” from his wife – full of cutting humor.

Binman Saul Monro, 28, opened candy whose names had been changed to read: “no jelly beans,” “vasectomy club,” “sex time out,” and “thank you for not flocculating.”

Saul Monro got a vasectomy, got a

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Saul Monro got a vasectomy, got a “care package” from his wife Lauren – full of cutting humorCredit: Kennedy News/@laur_mun
Lauren addressed the £25 basket to Sauly No-balls

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Lauren addressed the £25 basket to Sauly No-ballsCredit: Kennedy News/@laur_mun

Ms. Lauren also used card stock and a felt tip pen to turn snacks into “No Ball Nut” and “Don’t Jerk Beef Jerky.”

The £25 gift basket, addressed to Sauly No-balls, contained a water pistol with ‘Shooting Blanks’ written on the side.

And it was topped with a condolence card that read, “Sorry for your loss.”

Online footage of Saul going through it has been viewed more than 700,000 times.

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Lauren, 28, from Birkenhead, Merseyside, said they decided to have the surgery after their second child was born in January.

All went well on Saturday – after Lauren played Saul the Jerry Lee Lewis classic Great Balls of Fire.

She said: “We love a play on words and have a twisted sense of humor.

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“I’ve given him some painkillers and snacks that he really likes.”

Saul said, “I laughed my ass off. That calmed me down.”

Saul opened candy with names changed to read:

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Saul opened candy with names changed to read: “No Gummy Bears,” “Vasectomy Club,” “Sex Time Out,” and “Thanks for not freaking out.”Credit: Kennedy News/@laur_mun

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