‘Well endowed’ Arsenal star let team-mate stuff thirty pebbles up penis as he passed out while drunk

A ‘well-endowed’ ex-Arsenal star had ’30 pebbles’ stuffed into his foreskin after a boozy session.

Colin Pates is said to be ‘gifted’ below but it had its ups and downs as he fell victim to a hoax from teammates after a night of drinking.

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The fact that godfathers were “gifted” downstairs had its price one nightCredit: Alamy
Carter stuffed 30 pebbles into Pates' foreskin


Carter stuffed 30 pebbles into Pates’ foreskinCredit: PA:Press Association

The 61-year-old apparently fell asleep on a sofa in the lobby of the Meon Valley Country Club near Southampton after a violent session in the early 1990s.

And then-Arsenal colleague Jimmy Carter took the opportunity to prank Pates.

Carter stuffed 30 pebbles into Pate’s foreskin, leaving him with “this big, heavy weight.”

David Hillier, who was also part of the squad, recalled to the podcast Undr The Cosh: “At reception, Colin Pates fell asleep on a chaise longue around this time.

“This is our last night at Meon Valley Country Club and obviously they loved having us there.

“I don’t know how it happened, but Colin Pates wakes up in this chair in the morning – and Colin Pates had quite a … he was quite gifted in the old … department, right.

“But he had a lot of skin on top, so Jimmy Carter decided he was going to fill it.

“You know those little balls you put around artificial plants? Like little damn marbles.


“He put about 30 of them in Patesy’s foreskin. So Patesy wakes up with this big, heavy weight.

“And he’s lying at the reception, everyone who comes to the hotel has seen him.

“His old man’s outside, it’s full at the end with those things Jimmy stuffed in.”

Filling Pates’ foreskin wasn’t the only chaotic event in Hampshire.

Apparently, there was an argument between Michael Thomas and Paul Dickov on the carriage.

Tony Adams and Paul Merson were also alleged to have barged into a stranger’s room drunk after mistaking it for theirs.

And Merson allegedly sprayed a woman with a fire extinguisher after dousing it with ice-cold water.

Sky Sports expert Merson then apparently lost his footing and injured himself.

But luckily for the mischievous Arsenal boys, the then co-owner and vice-chairman, he smoothed it all out.

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Hillier added, “David Dein walked in and just swept up the mess. That was football back then.

“Nobody heard anything on Monday morning.”

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