[VIDEO] ‘SNL’: Watch Kim Kardashian Monologue — Sex Tape, Kris, Kanye

Kim Kardashian West: Actuality TV mogul… social media influencer… slapstick comedian?

West kicked off her Saturday Night Live internet hosting stint with a self-deprecating monologue that acknowledged her unlikely flip as grasp of ceremonies.

“I do know, I’m stunned to see me right here, too,” she started. “After they requested, I used to be like, ‘You need me to host? Why? I haven’t had a film premiere in a extremely very long time.’

“Truly, I solely had that one film come out, and nobody advised me it was even premiering,” she mentioned, referring to her notorious mid-aughts intercourse tape with ex-boyfriend Ray J. “It will need to have slipped my mother’s thoughts.”

Kris Jenner was the goal of a number of jokes, as was Caitlyn Jenner, Kanye West and Kim’s many unnamed sisters. Learn on for all of the highlights…

* On her sisters following in her footsteps: “I’m excited to be right here tonight to indicate you guys that I’m a lot greater than only a fairly face. And good hair. And nice make-up. And superb boobs. And an ideal butt. Principally, I’m simply a lot greater than that reference photograph my sisters confirmed their plastic surgeons.”

* On being a self-made billionaire: “The one factor I’m actually happy with is that nobody may ever name me a gold digger. Actually, I’m not even certain the way you turn into one. So I requested my mother’s boyfriend Cory.”

* On her father Robert Kardashian’s affect… and hyperlink to O.J. Simpson: “My father was, and nonetheless is an inspiration to me, and I credit score him with actually opening up my eyes to racial injustice. It’s due to him I met my first Black particular person. Need to take a stab at the hours of darkness at who it was? I do know it’s form of bizarre to recollect the primary Black particular person you met, however O.J. does go away a mark. Or a number of! Or none in any respect. I nonetheless don’t know.”

* On the one factor Kris didn’t foresee: “I’m an influencer, so I perceive that the issues that I say carry weight. However I might by no means inform anybody what they will or can’t do. Bear in mind: I’m a Kim, not a Karen. And truthfully, with the entire Okay names, it’s actually spectacular that my mother didn’t decide Karen. In some way she simply knew. I don’t understand how she noticed that one coming and never Caitlyn.”

* On marrying, then divorcing, Kanye West: “I married the very best rapper of all time. Not solely that, however he’s the richest Black man in America — a proficient, legit genius who gave me 4 unbelievable youngsters. So after I divorced him, you need to comprehend it simply got here down to 1 factor: his character. I do know that sounds imply, however individuals preserve telling me that comedy comes from reality.”

Following her monologue, West appeared in a number of sketches, together with a star-studded Bachelorette parody (watch here). She additionally appeared reverse Kris and her sister Khloe in a pair of sketches, together with the body-swapping digital brief under:

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