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Prince Andrew, you have the PR skills of a wasp and the intelligence of a dishwasher

AFTER Prince Andrew was interviewed by Emily Maitlis on Newsnight, it was said he walked out of the room thinking it had gone pretty well.

Of course, soon everyone in the country told him that, in fact, things were not going well at all. He became treacherous and completely lost touch.

After Prince Andrew was interviewed by Emily Maitlis on Newsnight, it was said he walked out of the room thinking it was going pretty well.

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After Prince Andrew was interviewed by Emily Maitlis on Newsnight, it was said he walked out of the room thinking it was going pretty well.

And guess? I said he STILL thinks he did pretty well. Even after the Queen turns him back into his normal old Mr. Windsor, he believes he is right and absolutely everyone else is wrong.

That’s why, I guess, Andrew, decided to vote for a trial by jury in all this filth sexual abuse business.

He really believes there are convince everyone in England of his innocenceAll he has to do now is use his charm and wisdom to convince 12 Americans that he has no role in the terrible game. Jeffrey Epstein saga.

His lawyers are probably sitting in their offices by now, gently banging their foreheads against their desks while saying over and over, “Oh my God, no.”

I bet it’s a similar story backstage at the Palace.

Of course, it is entirely possible that he is innocent, in which case we can understand his pain and frustration.

He most likely agreed to take a selfie with young Virginia Roberts and now he feels the kindness being thrown back across his face, with the warts on his face.

But righteous indignation is a dangerous thing.

I once reviewed a book I wrote that said that instead of buying it, you’re better off flushing the toilet. I was correct in saying this. It’s a terrible book and I think everyone should know.

Even after the Queen turns him back into a normal old man Windsor, he believes he is right and absolutely everyone else is wrong.

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Even after the Queen turns him back into a normal old man Windsor, he believes he is right and absolutely everyone else is wrong.

But the publisher disagreed and sued.

And very quickly I discovered that there is no place on God’s green earth that is as expensive as the moral high ground.

I was right in every way but wrong in the eyes of the law.

And that is Andrewof the problem. If he is innocent, he will feel hurt and angry and will want to stand there in court, telling all who will listen.

But he is Andrew. He has the PR skills of a wasp and the intelligence of a dishwasher. I’m afraid so he’ll hash it out.

I don’t really mind him doing his own big stupid.

The prince believes that after convincing everyone in England of his innocence, all he has to do is use his charm and wisdom to convince 12 Americans that he doesn't. What role does the terrible Jeffrey Epstein story play?

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The prince believes that after convincing everyone in England of his innocence, all he has to do is use his charm and wisdom to convince 12 Americans that he doesn’t. What role does the terrible Jeffrey Epstein story play?

But when he did this, he would also make the Royal Family stupid, it was annoying.

Because then there will be calls to replace them with a presidency.

And look how well that idea has worked for Americans.

Who, last time, was chosen a narcissist with nylon hair and a man who was, in every significant way, dead.


A German man who was working from home fell and broke his back while walking from his bed to his desk.

But that’s okay because a court has decided he can claim coverage at his workplace because he’s technically “at work”.

And who said that Germans don’t have a sense of humour.


Jackass jacket, anyone?

See someone in here and you'll be crammed, wondering whether or not to say:'Hey, miss, I think you forgot to take your coat hanger out'

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See someone in here and you’ll be crammed, wondering whether or not to say: ‘Hey, miss, I think you forgot to take your coat hanger out’

When you see a girl walking down the street with a tight skirt in her pants, do you tell her?

It’s always been a dilemma, and now two Dutch designers have come up with a new one. A jacket with shoulder pads that are higher than your ears.

See someone in there and you’ll be crammed, wondering whether or not to say, “Oh, ma’am, I think you forgot to take your coat hanger out.”

Elon’s advice on space

A rocket built by a company founded by Elon Musk is expected to crash into the moon at 5,770mph

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A rocket built by a company founded by Elon Musk is expected to crash into the moon at 5,770mph

A ROCKET booster, built by a company that Elon Musk founded, has spent seven years out of control in space.

And now, telescope enthusiasts have figured out that on March 4, this 4-ton projectile will hit the moon at 5,770mph.

Nasa says this is “interesting but not a big deal”.

Well, sorry to interrupt, Mr. Egghead, but I think that’s a big deal.

Elon Musk makes a lot of noise about how his electric Tesla cars are helping to save the planet, which is commendable.

But some of the ecological luster was lost when we learned he was about to leave four tons of junk on the moon.

A LOT OF HOT GAS

This week, I learned that a man named Joe Rogan, whom I had never heard of, made $100 million after selling tapes of him talking to people.

Meanwhile, Princess Meghan and her husband Harry – who like to think of themselves as the biggest stars in the world – are selling their own conversation tapes for just $18 million.

That means they’re actually 5.55 times less interesting than someone I’ve never heard of.

BoJo’s pig in a talk

On the surface, the new Highway Code - something that can only be dreamed of after 14 prosecutions and six pins

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On the surface, the new Highway Code – something that can only be dreamed of after 14 prosecutions and six pins

It has been asserted that when Boris sits down with his colleagues to share a few locks of wine, they are “working”.

Really? What is this?

Well, at a glance the new Highway Code – something that can only be dreamed of after 14 prosecutions and six pins.

In a nutshell, it now says that everyone in a car must always give way to anyone riding a bicycle.

And that on country roads, cyclists should ride in the middle of their lane, not at the curb.

(I’m going to have a lot of fun on my tractor this summer, keep them up.)

Meanwhile, in town, things got even worse because while Downing Street staff were writing down the new Highway Code rules in their coloring book, every area All towns in the UK are converted into bike lanes.

Sometimes I wonder if that’s the real reason we locked the door. So that we don’t notice the roads being stolen right under our noses.

It is said that after the collapse of pig farming, the Tories were no longer seen as the party of the peasants.

Well, now we know they’re not really friends with the driver either.

That is probably why, last year, only 859,000 cars were made in the UK. Lowest number since 1956.

However, at least inflation is still out of control and massive tax hikes are underway.

Oh my plot

Messy car theft data doesn't make sense

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Messy car theft data doesn’t make sense

GREAT news from Thin Blue Line.

The figures show that in just one year, the number of car thefts that police managed to solve dropped by 27%.

Really? I’m just asking because I don’t know of a single person who has even heard of police finding men stealing their stereo or a jacket from a boot.

Therefore, it seems logical that the number of cases they fail to solve is always 100%.

And now, somehow, we are being expected to believe that the number is already 27% worse.

How is that possible? How do you become worse than useless?

Could the problem be that now that Plod is so busy trying to figure out who drank what in Downing Street, they’re managing not to deal with car thefts that haven’t even happened yet?

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