Abbie Chatfield was amazed when she heard the “weirdest sex hook-up” stories involving centipedes and double Rubik’s cubes.
The 28-year-old “Masked Singer” host opened up about the bizarre “Nightmare Fuel” stories on her podcast “It’s A Lot.”
She plays a voice note from her listener about her sex horror, beginning with the words, “That doesn’t describe anyone on the planet but him.”
The woman, nicknamed Chad, further claims that her seemingly innocent date turned out to be “one of the strangest people I’ve ever met.”
Chatfield jokes back: “Perfect, we love a unique king,” before the shocking story unfolds.
The listener recalled openly telling a colleague that she wanted to live an exciting single life and not be tied down to anyone – but nothing could have prepared her for what was to come.
Her friend introduced her to Chad and the two later had a “little sushi date.”
She initially found her new boyfriend “pretentiously” intelligent, before he revealed he had “accidentally committed money laundering”.
Chatfield was taken aback by the statement and the couple laughed at the shocking story.
But things were only to get worse.
Chad invited the unfortunate woman to his house for their second date, where things got a little unconventional.
The woman realized that the man had “no personal belongings” other than a hat his friend had given him, a board game and, coincidentally, two Rubik’s cubes.
“Wow, what an interesting guy,” Chatfield replied as the pair giggled at the bizarre story.
Chad and his date then discussed what they expected from each other while lounging in bed before she revealed that his house was always in a bad state.
“There were mattresses in the rooms, then there was a pool table, but no dining table… there were pizza boxes everywhere,” she said.
But considering Chad claimed he was “so clean,” Chatfield was left speechless as the guest revealed the moment “things took a turn.”
“He gets me a towel,” says the woman, “and I shake it out.”
“But what falls out is a live millipede.”
Chatfield begins to gasp as the two laugh in disbelief at the grisly anecdote.
“No, a live…okay, okay, okay, okay,” she says as she processes her guest’s wild story.
She then hilariously confirms that the insect fell out of the towel and not the woman, upsetting the couple again.
The guest reveals that the centipede was as long as her hand and she was struggling to process the horror discovery before Chad casually picked up the creepy crawly.
“It wouldn’t disgust me if I found a millipede. “It would disgust me if the towel hasn’t been used long enough for the centipede to be in it,” Chatfield added.
The woman then revealed that she even visited him again after the centipede drama – where he made her play brain puzzles after a long shift at work.
“Let’s not do this, let’s have a conversation,” Chatfield joked.
The guest said she eventually dumped Chad after he revealed he wanted to “go out with a bang” by getting “hit and exploding into fireworks.”
He also wanted his remains cremated and made into another fireworks display, which caused the guest to question their dating decisions.
“Okay, Katy Perry’s biggest fan,” Chatfield said, “this is like Oppenheimer 2, Jesus Christ.”