SERIAL Love scammer Ryan Giggs’ aunt wrote a poem to Welsh footballers warning them to ‘lock up their dares’ if he became national team boss.
Joanna Wilson, 61 – the sister of Giggs’ father Danny – said she wrote it because her nephew, who had an eight-year affair with his sister-in-law, had an eye for women.
The retired teacher, whose side of the Giggs family has not forgiven the affair with younger brother Rhodri’s wife Natasha, said: “He’s been a dirty dog for years.”
Joanna sent her witty ode to the footballers, including Gareth Bale, when Giggs became Wales boss in 2018.
Emphasizing his love of brunettes, it reads, “If your WAG is tall, slim, and has long brown hair, you better watch out, you better watch out.”
“Giggsy has the top job it’s not just hype so lock up your WAG she’s just his type.”
Mum-of-two Joanna, from Cardiff, said: “The team already knew.
“He’s had a reputation as a love scammer for ages. One player said back, ‘You’re right’.
“For him, there are no limits to chasing girls. He can’t help himself.”
During his trial, Giggs, 48, admitted he had never been faithful to a partner and couldn’t resist women.
If your WAG is tall and slim with long brown hair,
You better watch out, you better watch out
Giggsy got the top job, it’s not just hype,
So lock up your WAG, she’s just his type.
Poem by Joanna Wilson
A jury could not reach verdicts on allegations that he assaulted Kate Greville, 38, and controlled or coerced her for three years.
She said he cheated on her with “ten or 12 wives.”
Giggs also denied assaulting her sister Emma at the same time as Kate in November 2020 at his home in Worsley, Gtr Manchester.
It was revealed at the hearing that Giggs had also written poetry and described his Todger as a “totem pole” in a ditty to Kate.
Judge Hilary Manley told the Manchester Crown Court jury that Giggs had not stood trial on “serial infidelity charges”.
He will find out this week if he faces a retrial.
It’s a disappointment in writing
By Susan Elkin, literary scholar
I’m afraid Joanne’s poetry is more non-League than Premier League.
Her couplets are pretty neat rhythmically – although “he” would fit better than “Giggsy” and her punctuation is eccentric. If edited properly, it could feel snappy.
But their offer is still better than Ryan’s efforts. That clumsy “totem pole” clincher. . . really?
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